Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Does Brazilian Wax Include Buttocks
God save the franchise system ..
Hi,
Hi,
first Thanks for your reactions to my last blog goes, I feel much better, even if my sleep pattern has not yet been set - but motivation is back ;-)
I know that many small and medium-sized businesses are suffering, particularly in Europe and much of the globalization of the Vorschmarsch of large chains and shopping centers. Of course I can not support this development also ...
BUT!
I've summed up in the last 7 years, many months abroad, mainly in China and the last time in the UAE spent.
Did I give yourself the fun and added together for my travels ...
entered about 160 times a plane
just under 6 weeks of my life (considering the time together is one) and expected although 24 days, at airports and on aircraft spent
just under 6 weeks of my life (considering the time together is one) and expected although 24 days, at airports and on aircraft spent
300 gruesome portions Air Board "enjoyed"
about 140,000 miles collected, unfortunately different airlines - so pretty worthless
and at least felt in 1000 taxi drivers, concierges, waiters and janitors to one, no matter what country on earth and no matter in which hotel, must always take out of its sleep , met.
I think, sign the cleaning staff in a hotel has a contract before beginning service in the stands ...
Dear Employee:
When a new guest checking into the hotel, please make sure that it annoying as often as possible and above all you try to please the worst moment - as morgends - loudly on the door to ! knock Who is on a special bonus from, which can also enter the room without knocking, but please note: The bonus will be paid only if the guest has complained personally in the lobby - so you give everything!
your hotel management ...
your hotel management ...
It is really not relevant to what state you happen to be, these rules apply worldwide.
Some know my preference for customer-mile and membership cards, and credit cards with a particular status level.
Maybe some of you even seen the movie with George Clooney 'Up in the Air "?
course, such a life is not to seek appropriate, but the card level, which he shall possess in the movie, I would have loved.
fact, the service is better when you wag a gold card or a special membership status of a hotel has reached - but let me tell you daaaaaaauert incredible.
Sometimes I see before me in the queue at the airport or the hotel someone who is charged with a black Amex (highest achievable level) or his ticket with a black Miles & More card charged. The first few minutes you can be there ever be jealous, but I've sometimes just what I would have to spend, especially how much time I was in the air and hotels would have to get these cards - and what can I say - NO Thank you!
either 3 / 4 of his life spent on the road, or spend money in such quantities that one alone is already sick at the thought of the necessary amount.
So I try during my visits abroad with the reachable Levels and other global valid amenities to stay afloat.
And these are the nunmal in Europe by the small company so hated franchise chains.
Small example:
No matter what city I am currently located, whether Shanghai, Las Vegas, Abu Dhabi or Cologne ...
and no matter how bad the brown or black liquor, the one is in hotels and restaurants falsely sold as coffee, may be - there is a booth you can count on is:
Starbucks
found in Austria, only rarely , this mega-company is in almost all major cities in the world to represent and that more than once. And thanks to the Franchise-System provides each store the same.
It goes in, sees the counter and the uniforms and knows where you are. You know before you go purely on what you get and make the contribution to a multi-national coffee parlor in order to get a paper cup with drinkable coffee - just wonderful!
And best of all, the staff are trained to understand more or less English, but here we concentrate so only to the product, and the sound of words, mocha or espresso inside them - everything else - no interest. I prefer to be no entertainment, but coffee!
There are companies like Starbucks that have succeeded in any country to succeed, because wherever there are foreign workers, anywhere where people are like me on the road for their business and wherever you after a certain time has just the local gastronomic offer full and fried chicken claws can not see, or not hot, black water at all, anywhere to meet people like me with a grin on his face early in the morning in the queue. call
A piece of "location-independent homeland" I, a familiar feeling, no matter what language is spoken and no matter whether it is common outside herumzuspucken (China) oderob all around walk around in a white nightgown (UAE).
Long live the small business - but God save the franchise system!
long so ...
Your Stefan
PS: here's a screenshot of my latest iPhone app. a Starbuck Finder of GPS studies the nearest store ;-)
Monday, April 19, 2010
Gaymovie Für I Phone
it can 'all be so simple ... isses but not!
Hi all together ...
Today I test times the therapeutic capabilities of my blogs.
I am now just before the beginning of the third month in the Emirates, if you add up my stays, and I think it is with the Fantastic 4:
It can all be so simple ... isses AAAAB not!
Apart from the small pleasures left to me right now, for example. to Skype with the Nina or my family and my friends, in between times to see something crazy on the street and of course - not least - the Indian head shake, my days consist mainly of war of nerves and waiting.
I am currently on any distraction, especially if it is work that comes by mail from the head - because then I can turn off times for the duration of the task and forget the Arabs.
Although it is now apparent that the documents should be ready soon - after all, it's all even at the government for approval, I realize that the days are exhausting.
to yourself, every day you have only one goal - the company's license - and you can absolutely do anything to speed things up.
Each day begins with the same question on my part - license done? any news?
course I ask the questions is not always the same - sometimes friendly - sometimes impatiently - sometimes challenging and sometimes - though rarely - really angry.
Unfortunately, it is like in the movie "Groundhog Day, and" because the answer is almost always the same ... "Unfortunately not."
If one seems as if one is to burst 400derste Brieflos thick and slow the fax has to dust off a profit.
And now you will additionally before the whole thing takes place either from an office, sitting in the other 3 others, but there is only a desk (the new, large office in which I then have my own kingdom is only done) or in a 15 m² hotel rooms without food, except a mini-fridge and 3 usable television in English, the rest is Arab and not even worth to look without sound.
make ultimatum? clearly a good idea - but problem: you need that partner to make business here - and we have the hierarchy of the Sheik Bubis scored a real hit - that the scare is not a super duper idea ...
And what of the end of an ultimatum? There is a saying in America - you have burnt your ship - which means: there is no turning back from this point is already reached.
At night out will now say some of you ... clearly the go ...
But
of my colleagues in the office goes from no, the "lower" (hard to explain otherwise - for here is a kind of hierarchy) employees have no money to squander it in a pub, or their families at home, and actual partners have some fear for their oh-so-great image if they are seen in any bar, the others are simply too religious, in order to reach even in the evening near a location.
The attempt alone something company has the following disadvantages: 90% of all guests who stay at night in a hotel bar are there for one reason - the men, because they are alone here and looking for fun - and the women because they make money with this weakness can. You know what I mean. swarming in a Muslim country it is the only way of light ladies - and - no thanks - that can keep me stolen. The sight alone is already enough for me to move again to reverse.
Then there is a water pipe - bars where you can sit outside in the evening quite fine, as long as the weather permits yet, order a tea or coffee and to smoke an Arab water pipe. Well this is in between very nice, but only in Society really funny. Since the Arabs very gracious, yet strangers are very closed, with no one comes here to talk, even if you try hard and aggressively.
And as a third POSSIBILITY that I've found so far, there are the so-called expat bars.
This is where the foreigners - mostly British - drink - in the evening with a goal.
something I've never seen, was now in such venues and have only three drunken 30 - 40 years found that pure pull a beer after another and look to football on a big screen. The only difference between the bars is the volume of the background music and anyone who knows me knows - I am a drunkard from men and football is my greatest passion ;-)
I mean, there are many many great things here that you can do in the evenings, but they are only funny if you at least Couple - or did you feel like you put up in a romantic seaside restaurant and then to get the latest news with your Iphone?
For singles sounds all great in class - but I am not very happy about it because the thought of my wife help me in between on these hurdles.
currently can not sleep I, now the umpteenth night in which I have behind me wegnicke only minute by minute and then again to wake up - in between goes `s even a few hours without interruption, the worst only to the moments, set yesterday I am at 6 after work with the computer to bed (tre Zack immediately nodded off) and then at midnight to wake up the rest spend the night with a more or less mad look awake ;-)
Have me now loaded onto special Einschlafprogramme Iphone - let's see if it works - come to me like a guinea pig * lool *
Do me a favor everyone, has in a day sometimes just me and the license, perhaps combined forces to help the Weißgwandler ;-)
Apparently the blog writing actually helps - I feel somewhat better now.
Thank you that you have heard this time - even if it was `s not a funny story.
And you can see from the video - which runs up and down right now with me in the car!
love all greetings home
Your Stefan
Hi all together ...
Today I test times the therapeutic capabilities of my blogs.
I am now just before the beginning of the third month in the Emirates, if you add up my stays, and I think it is with the Fantastic 4:
It can all be so simple ... isses AAAAB not!
Apart from the small pleasures left to me right now, for example. to Skype with the Nina or my family and my friends, in between times to see something crazy on the street and of course - not least - the Indian head shake, my days consist mainly of war of nerves and waiting.
I am currently on any distraction, especially if it is work that comes by mail from the head - because then I can turn off times for the duration of the task and forget the Arabs.
Although it is now apparent that the documents should be ready soon - after all, it's all even at the government for approval, I realize that the days are exhausting.
to yourself, every day you have only one goal - the company's license - and you can absolutely do anything to speed things up.
Each day begins with the same question on my part - license done? any news?
course I ask the questions is not always the same - sometimes friendly - sometimes impatiently - sometimes challenging and sometimes - though rarely - really angry.
Unfortunately, it is like in the movie "Groundhog Day, and" because the answer is almost always the same ... "Unfortunately not."
If one seems as if one is to burst 400derste Brieflos thick and slow the fax has to dust off a profit.
And now you will additionally before the whole thing takes place either from an office, sitting in the other 3 others, but there is only a desk (the new, large office in which I then have my own kingdom is only done) or in a 15 m² hotel rooms without food, except a mini-fridge and 3 usable television in English, the rest is Arab and not even worth to look without sound.
make ultimatum? clearly a good idea - but problem: you need that partner to make business here - and we have the hierarchy of the Sheik Bubis scored a real hit - that the scare is not a super duper idea ...
And what of the end of an ultimatum? There is a saying in America - you have burnt your ship - which means: there is no turning back from this point is already reached.
At night out will now say some of you ... clearly the go ...
But
of my colleagues in the office goes from no, the "lower" (hard to explain otherwise - for here is a kind of hierarchy) employees have no money to squander it in a pub, or their families at home, and actual partners have some fear for their oh-so-great image if they are seen in any bar, the others are simply too religious, in order to reach even in the evening near a location.
The attempt alone something company has the following disadvantages: 90% of all guests who stay at night in a hotel bar are there for one reason - the men, because they are alone here and looking for fun - and the women because they make money with this weakness can. You know what I mean. swarming in a Muslim country it is the only way of light ladies - and - no thanks - that can keep me stolen. The sight alone is already enough for me to move again to reverse.
Then there is a water pipe - bars where you can sit outside in the evening quite fine, as long as the weather permits yet, order a tea or coffee and to smoke an Arab water pipe. Well this is in between very nice, but only in Society really funny. Since the Arabs very gracious, yet strangers are very closed, with no one comes here to talk, even if you try hard and aggressively.
And as a third POSSIBILITY that I've found so far, there are the so-called expat bars.
This is where the foreigners - mostly British - drink - in the evening with a goal.
something I've never seen, was now in such venues and have only three drunken 30 - 40 years found that pure pull a beer after another and look to football on a big screen. The only difference between the bars is the volume of the background music and anyone who knows me knows - I am a drunkard from men and football is my greatest passion ;-)
I mean, there are many many great things here that you can do in the evenings, but they are only funny if you at least Couple - or did you feel like you put up in a romantic seaside restaurant and then to get the latest news with your Iphone?
For singles sounds all great in class - but I am not very happy about it because the thought of my wife help me in between on these hurdles.
currently can not sleep I, now the umpteenth night in which I have behind me wegnicke only minute by minute and then again to wake up - in between goes `s even a few hours without interruption, the worst only to the moments, set yesterday I am at 6 after work with the computer to bed (tre Zack immediately nodded off) and then at midnight to wake up the rest spend the night with a more or less mad look awake ;-)
Have me now loaded onto special Einschlafprogramme Iphone - let's see if it works - come to me like a guinea pig * lool *
Do me a favor everyone, has in a day sometimes just me and the license, perhaps combined forces to help the Weißgwandler ;-)
Apparently the blog writing actually helps - I feel somewhat better now.
Thank you that you have heard this time - even if it was `s not a funny story.
And you can see from the video - which runs up and down right now with me in the car!
love all greetings home
Your Stefan
Thursday, April 15, 2010
My Dog Has Fluid Around His Heart
Why a free credit card is useful to you?
It gets more and more acceptance! Whether in the restaurant, while shopping, on holiday or on-line order. The credit card is indispensable in our daily life any more. The booking of rental cars, hotels or flights even without a credit card is sometimes not possible. Although this increasing popularity, many people still believe that they do not need a credit card.
The word "credit" is already in the name. And everyone knows how hard it is now a (small) to obtain credit. But what do you do when the TV or washing machine breaks down and the account does not have enough cover. Those with a credit card in such a Case, enjoy.
credit card is not the same credit card
But beware! There are many credit cards on the market and only few are really good. Of course, it depends first on your own sales, which credit card for you out of the question. If you would like a frequent flyer or a whole holiday pay by credit card, a credit card with attractive conditions and benefits is certainly a better alternative. But the majority is a free credit card advantage.
What is a free credit card and why should I choose?
First of all, the word "free" cleared be. Of course this does not mean that you incur any costs the credit card. Free in this case means that neither reason, nor incur annual fees. The usual interest on a credit (unless you pay at the end of the month back the whole amount) apply. For ordinary people it does not matter whether it is the free credit card to a Mastercard or Visa card.
One of the best offer currently on the market is certainly the free credit card DKB . In addition to a free credit card, you also get a free checking account with a 0.5% yield strength! On the DKB-VISA Card is available even at present 1.65%. For
those who now need a small loan quickly, but do not pay interest on the credit card the Santander Consumer Bank just right. You receive a free Master Card with a 6-month interest-free period. Only from the 7.Monat fall in interest.
determined for all free credit cards for yourself how you pay back the money. You have two options. Either you pay a monthly fee (depending on the credit card companies, for example 3% of the bill) or you can always compensate for the full invoice amount by bank transfer. Thus, you fall in to a free credit card no additional costs.
A small Selection of the most popular credit cards, visit www.kostenlosekreditkarte.biz . 
It gets more and more acceptance! Whether in the restaurant, while shopping, on holiday or on-line order. The credit card is indispensable in our daily life any more. The booking of rental cars, hotels or flights even without a credit card is sometimes not possible. Although this increasing popularity, many people still believe that they do not need a credit card.
The word "credit" is already in the name. And everyone knows how hard it is now a (small) to obtain credit. But what do you do when the TV or washing machine breaks down and the account does not have enough cover. Those with a credit card in such a Case, enjoy.
credit card is not the same credit card
But beware! There are many credit cards on the market and only few are really good. Of course, it depends first on your own sales, which credit card for you out of the question. If you would like a frequent flyer or a whole holiday pay by credit card, a credit card with attractive conditions and benefits is certainly a better alternative. But the majority is a free credit card advantage.
What is a free credit card and why should I choose?
First of all, the word "free" cleared be. Of course this does not mean that you incur any costs the credit card. Free in this case means that neither reason, nor incur annual fees. The usual interest on a credit (unless you pay at the end of the month back the whole amount) apply. For ordinary people it does not matter whether it is the free credit card to a Mastercard or Visa card.
One of the best offer currently on the market is certainly the free credit card DKB . In addition to a free credit card, you also get a free checking account with a 0.5% yield strength! On the DKB-VISA Card is available even at present 1.65%. For
those who now need a small loan quickly, but do not pay interest on the credit card the Santander Consumer Bank just right. You receive a free Master Card with a 6-month interest-free period. Only from the 7.Monat fall in interest.
determined for all free credit cards for yourself how you pay back the money. You have two options. Either you pay a monthly fee (depending on the credit card companies, for example 3% of the bill) or you can always compensate for the full invoice amount by bank transfer. Thus, you fall in to a free credit card no additional costs.
A small Selection of the most popular credit cards, visit www.kostenlosekreditkarte.biz .
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Are Herpes And Impetigo The Same Things?
and goes `s. ..
Hello people ...
Some are already almost mad at me because I'm soooooo long nix ;-) posted
So then continues:
As mentioned last time, Janice was again visited me and it was - what shall I say - as expected again fantastic with my wife! Since
we both never really in the desert were - apart from the Mohawe desert in Nevada - we then decided to book a desert safari near Dubai.
Now that I have in recent years so a lot of trips booked and hotels and have power over me the word travel agency has brought a chill, of course we have this tour ado including online hotel reservation in Dubai, etc., and if your believe it or not - that was the first thing that has really worked without complaint in the UAE!
Booking - Payment - confirmation all within less than 12h. This is a new world record for the Middle East - is expected to be a foreign company ;-)
So get in the car and after Skyscraper City.
The difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai is so incredibly high that you think you would be in another country, although it has only 2 hours drive behind.
Dubai MEGA - Giant does not have the dimensions of, for example. Shanghai, but it's a real monster city. The biggest difference is the density of development or in architecture.
Dubai is 90% of high-rises, said in Abu Dhabi yet most of the houses 3 - 5 is tiered - an estimated 150 high-rise buildings currently in AD.
If hot - in AD is the quality of life just much higher, it is more open, friendly and a lot calmer.
But who is on the weekend of Fun, which was put into the car and dash to Dubai.
There is no nation on earth that is not represented there. You can get anything and when I say everything I mean everything you can imagine it now, and who is at high-rise buildings is in paradise.
Besides being the tallest tower in the world "Burj Khalifa" in the center of the city was built, there are architectural masterpieces, which are mainly in the evening with various spots and LED games also put in really great scene.
So check in quickly at the hotel, eat just a bite and then off to the lobby, where we of the Desert Safari - drivers will be picked up.
It was indeed once a little Arabic, because the first came with a half hour late ;-)
Total nice guy of Mohammed, and it's always funny to see if a local comes in traditional dress, but has won the giant sunglasses and the latest mobile phone headset on the ear. Fits about as well together as Mortadellasemmel with banana. (Let a reader know what I mean) In the Land Cruiser
us have expected a couple from France and we drove off to give Abeln with 2 more passengers at the Atlantis Hotel.
Mother and Child:
parent brand "Super Size Me" and subsidiary brand bar code.
The poor daughter was really not one of the party is seated and has read from departure to arrival in a book, which of course is exactly the meaning of a desert tour, but well - if the mother wants, if you please.
The great thing about our driver was in a good mood, the guy has transformed the car during the journey towards the desert into a rolling Arabian disco, and as we min after about 40 then at full speed directly from the highway on the hard shoulder thunder in the sand are - all in the car was suddenly clear
Top swells the cotton - the Mohammed says `s serious.
We first met a couple of other Jeeps on the edge of the desert, all crammed with Tourism - which, admittedly, we were on that day too ;-)
First let air out of the tires, so we have a better grip in the sand.
Mohammed is re-entered and has all asked to buckle up. Then straightened his seat, checked all the instruments and set up a grin that spoke volumes - really! The knew, now I'll show `s the tourists!
First full on the gas, head to the first dune and at breakneck speed up the sand castle, above 90 degrees to the left and with a passion that everyone has thought in the car - ok the 2 min were funny and now we cannot to - thundered along the dune.
The Nina, the first with a loud "Oh ...." Sch commented on - the rest were really only able to scream and I'm sitting in the middle, my hands got to the roll bar and had familiarized spontaneously the same grin on his face as our driver! After 5 min
was clear we had drawn by far the jackpot. No matter which route the other 4 jeeps have taken - we certainly do not.
Mohammed has always maintained good until the other retired coaches are relatively slowly up and down the dunes - and then again ... full can is all that possible cross-- gemma Mitzi!
were after the third dune, the mom and the bookish pretty quiet - pale as the finest French Brie and Nina and I just laugh at everything and Kudern.
I was not sure if I booking the fine print on reading have to because of:
return uncertain - or survival limited knew
but our drivers know exactly what he was doing and the fact that he himself so much was fun, it was just awesome.
We then once a photo and smoking break inserted in the middle of the desert, when the engines were cooled - especially our ;-) and are then in the most extreme Touricamp that you can imagine - I mean, it was funny - but also could have called Camp cliché.
There were Arab buffet was supported at each corner a small business in terms of "rip-off keg" with useless bric-Krams, and later a belly dance show, which by loud music from the CD box. But which has apparently not tolerate the heat and given up every now and then for a few seconds her mind, so the lady swinging with times and times without musical support for the hips.
But what was really strange - the middle of it there was a loudspeaker announcement that now is the Hüttenbar Happy hour and buys all the alcohol, one drink get 2nd free.
We looked only shook his head and watched as the Germans and English, the irreverent Bar have stormed.
Hello? Islamic country - nothing alcohol in public - bissl decorum, please?
But well - is Touritour Touritour and we were set. has
And so promptly as the music always denied the service, the happening again was to end, and Mohammed transported us back into the car.
The small admixture - the food was good? yes thank you - ok then we take back the same route!
Fortunately not, because that would have been a rather uncomfortable ride and the car he could throw ...
He has not won but let `s take on the straight behind the truck a couple of pensioners to lie in the sand drift - in the middle of the night! This was our mood after the show funny again raised considerably and after 40 minutes we were back at the hotel.
2 kg sand in your shoes - tired richer till you drop and a really fun experience!
your greetings Stefan 
Hello people ...
Some are already almost mad at me because I'm soooooo long nix ;-) posted
So then continues:
As mentioned last time, Janice was again visited me and it was - what shall I say - as expected again fantastic with my wife! Since
we both never really in the desert were - apart from the Mohawe desert in Nevada - we then decided to book a desert safari near Dubai.
Now that I have in recent years so a lot of trips booked and hotels and have power over me the word travel agency has brought a chill, of course we have this tour ado including online hotel reservation in Dubai, etc., and if your believe it or not - that was the first thing that has really worked without complaint in the UAE!
Booking - Payment - confirmation all within less than 12h. This is a new world record for the Middle East - is expected to be a foreign company ;-)
So get in the car and after Skyscraper City.
The difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai is so incredibly high that you think you would be in another country, although it has only 2 hours drive behind.
Dubai MEGA - Giant does not have the dimensions of, for example. Shanghai, but it's a real monster city. The biggest difference is the density of development or in architecture.
Dubai is 90% of high-rises, said in Abu Dhabi yet most of the houses 3 - 5 is tiered - an estimated 150 high-rise buildings currently in AD.
If hot - in AD is the quality of life just much higher, it is more open, friendly and a lot calmer.
But who is on the weekend of Fun, which was put into the car and dash to Dubai.
There is no nation on earth that is not represented there. You can get anything and when I say everything I mean everything you can imagine it now, and who is at high-rise buildings is in paradise.
Besides being the tallest tower in the world "Burj Khalifa" in the center of the city was built, there are architectural masterpieces, which are mainly in the evening with various spots and LED games also put in really great scene.
So check in quickly at the hotel, eat just a bite and then off to the lobby, where we of the Desert Safari - drivers will be picked up.
It was indeed once a little Arabic, because the first came with a half hour late ;-)
Total nice guy of Mohammed, and it's always funny to see if a local comes in traditional dress, but has won the giant sunglasses and the latest mobile phone headset on the ear. Fits about as well together as Mortadellasemmel with banana. (Let a reader know what I mean) In the Land Cruiser
us have expected a couple from France and we drove off to give Abeln with 2 more passengers at the Atlantis Hotel.
Mother and Child:
parent brand "Super Size Me" and subsidiary brand bar code.
The poor daughter was really not one of the party is seated and has read from departure to arrival in a book, which of course is exactly the meaning of a desert tour, but well - if the mother wants, if you please.
The great thing about our driver was in a good mood, the guy has transformed the car during the journey towards the desert into a rolling Arabian disco, and as we min after about 40 then at full speed directly from the highway on the hard shoulder thunder in the sand are - all in the car was suddenly clear
Top swells the cotton - the Mohammed says `s serious.
We first met a couple of other Jeeps on the edge of the desert, all crammed with Tourism - which, admittedly, we were on that day too ;-)
First let air out of the tires, so we have a better grip in the sand.
Mohammed is re-entered and has all asked to buckle up. Then straightened his seat, checked all the instruments and set up a grin that spoke volumes - really! The knew, now I'll show `s the tourists!
First full on the gas, head to the first dune and at breakneck speed up the sand castle, above 90 degrees to the left and with a passion that everyone has thought in the car - ok the 2 min were funny and now we cannot to - thundered along the dune.
The Nina, the first with a loud "Oh ...." Sch commented on - the rest were really only able to scream and I'm sitting in the middle, my hands got to the roll bar and had familiarized spontaneously the same grin on his face as our driver! After 5 min
was clear we had drawn by far the jackpot. No matter which route the other 4 jeeps have taken - we certainly do not.
Mohammed has always maintained good until the other retired coaches are relatively slowly up and down the dunes - and then again ... full can is all that possible cross-- gemma Mitzi!
were after the third dune, the mom and the bookish pretty quiet - pale as the finest French Brie and Nina and I just laugh at everything and Kudern.
I was not sure if I booking the fine print on reading have to because of:
return uncertain - or survival limited knew
but our drivers know exactly what he was doing and the fact that he himself so much was fun, it was just awesome.
We then once a photo and smoking break inserted in the middle of the desert, when the engines were cooled - especially our ;-) and are then in the most extreme Touricamp that you can imagine - I mean, it was funny - but also could have called Camp cliché.
There were Arab buffet was supported at each corner a small business in terms of "rip-off keg" with useless bric-Krams, and later a belly dance show, which by loud music from the CD box. But which has apparently not tolerate the heat and given up every now and then for a few seconds her mind, so the lady swinging with times and times without musical support for the hips.
But what was really strange - the middle of it there was a loudspeaker announcement that now is the Hüttenbar Happy hour and buys all the alcohol, one drink get 2nd free.
We looked only shook his head and watched as the Germans and English, the irreverent Bar have stormed.
Hello? Islamic country - nothing alcohol in public - bissl decorum, please?
But well - is Touritour Touritour and we were set. has
And so promptly as the music always denied the service, the happening again was to end, and Mohammed transported us back into the car.
The small admixture - the food was good? yes thank you - ok then we take back the same route!
Fortunately not, because that would have been a rather uncomfortable ride and the car he could throw ...
He has not won but let `s take on the straight behind the truck a couple of pensioners to lie in the sand drift - in the middle of the night! This was our mood after the show funny again raised considerably and after 40 minutes we were back at the hotel.
2 kg sand in your shoes - tired richer till you drop and a really fun experience!
your greetings Stefan
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Prolapse Uterus In Dogs
sit á la Stefan ....
Hello and welcome to another almost "live report" from Abu Dhabi.
Who wonders at the title, what does that mean that it can also be taken literally, as I have written `s ;-)
The sit-in:
Well, everyone knows already how slowly the Arabs in the Great whole work and how long will it take until the hoped this in hand holds, I really thought that I had got used to it and tell me that nothing can upset ...
Think again ...
There, where one would expect, least of all, where one customer is really where everything should proceed in accordance with international standards, I now have my final version soooo long maintained
lost in the BANK!
ADCB - which stands for Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank. It is one of the most respected banks in the country and has the best relations with our banks in Austria. The ADCB is one of the biggest with the most branches and so on and so forth.
since yesterday but it is probably the only one in the Arab Emirates, which put down an Austrian, a sit-in or set has
;-) I've said a few weeks ago at a corporate bank account opens up and after much back and forth and Ratz Fatz (3 days later!) get the account number. Well - that's still - have lived through worse.
Now we have this account obviously paid something and they need more licenses, etc. for a confirmation from the bank called "Bank Guarantee" that we as a company actually have money lying there and not just an account number.
So now thinks the average central Europe: an account with money - query on the PC - you know - aha money on it - good - form nimmta - Machta ok - = Bank Guarantee
nöööööööö nothing there! First of all
documents I to 'm worried now submit! Then tell all! Then get answer - ok - Bukra (tomorrow)
Bukra went there again - response document is missing - which one?
do not know?
Stefan: just before Auszucken
ah missing the document - not true - yes it is - ah yes, ok-Bukra
Thus, to save time (I thought) I'll call Bukra (tomorrow) is simply there on before I go - that was nothing - it just lifts off nobody! In an international bank ladies and gentlemen! So back went there again with a lift, which is as big as a toilet, with 5 other Party to lift the 5th floor. Lift Party because one about 10 min to the desired Stock needs and because
first the lift the doors so fast and makes that one can loose in between a smoking
second through the crowd in the elevator constantly anyone (including myself) and then arrives at the Notbimmel party music in the lift there ;-)
So finally reached the top, one is from the Indian Security (which is about as fearsome as a daisy) into a meeting room .
There I waited, as usual, about 10 minutes on the thick old account manager who has a facial expression as after the 12th-lift (petrified).
So I politely asked if I finally can have the bank guarantee and we are the subject of so can finish.
answer: who knows?
bukra!
So now was the end. I have the gentlemen first time explained politely that it has ausgebukrat for me and he can now be bukra else slide while, because I'm here client and I are no longer interested even longer than 1 week to wait for a mop, to which says that I have money in the account.
Oh lala, what going on for now, a customer makes a stink? Something like this has apparently not seen any .. The facial expressions of course unchanged, he then has the following answer to my few words.
bukra!
I really thought, so now I think `s finally somebody kidding me with the whole project and that is something like a 3-month Big Brother and I am the main character and all in Austria look to night after night on my show .... after a brief panoramic view but I could not see any cameras and it was clear - says the guy's serious.
good - but I also prefer my Scholli!
So I've done something that has probably made absolutely no one. I'm in the middle of the meeting room with my suit, tie, etc. placed on the ground - directly in front of the guy!
Na boom, the face can look so different ... but about the Tom and Jerry when one frightened.
He was stunned - honestly - I thought he immediately gets a stroke.
Then I told him again politely, that I now sit here as long as stay, until I either drop dead, or he gives me the bank guarantee - point - the end - the area!
has first tried it, persuade me well and to move to get up, but that I had only one answer:
bukra! you have Heini
Bukra he understood at Heini I'm not sure ...
you know me usually, I am really correct and I can hardly make out what the Professional version, but I was so angry as never before. When he has
noticed then that is nothing with the lunatics on the ground, he then has meant - "Ok I will check and left the room.
I then got put back on a chair, because there alone on the floor myself I happened Deppat and important was so, that I remain seated and not out - though the surprise was perfect.
I then 30 minutes no longer get to see and I thought - nice cheese, if not now actually is, then sit I have to stay - come what may, or I take this no more seriously and I started on my super idea doubt, because slowly I got thirsty and I knew that I could tolerate much longer than a few hours before I would come over any need.
Luckily But he came back with a train, and after a few sentences that they are sorry and apologize for the delay all they gave me actually, to my great surprise given the guarantee, signed, stamped and right!
Unbelievable I thought that Gandhi was a clever man, still works ;-)
A Lift party later I was downstairs, did leave the bank and at the very moment of the muezzin began the call to prayer - that was For me as a sign, I looked to the sky and sent up a silent thank you, because now I could drink and did not need a catheter ....
Soon `s going on with stories, Janice comes to visit tomorrow and then meld myself again!
until then, all the love from the desert
Your Stefan 
Hello and welcome to another almost "live report" from Abu Dhabi.
Who wonders at the title, what does that mean that it can also be taken literally, as I have written `s ;-)
The sit-in:
Well, everyone knows already how slowly the Arabs in the Great whole work and how long will it take until the hoped this in hand holds, I really thought that I had got used to it and tell me that nothing can upset ...
Think again ...
There, where one would expect, least of all, where one customer is really where everything should proceed in accordance with international standards, I now have my final version soooo long maintained
lost in the BANK!
ADCB - which stands for Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank. It is one of the most respected banks in the country and has the best relations with our banks in Austria. The ADCB is one of the biggest with the most branches and so on and so forth.
since yesterday but it is probably the only one in the Arab Emirates, which put down an Austrian, a sit-in or set has
;-) I've said a few weeks ago at a corporate bank account opens up and after much back and forth and Ratz Fatz (3 days later!) get the account number. Well - that's still - have lived through worse.
Now we have this account obviously paid something and they need more licenses, etc. for a confirmation from the bank called "Bank Guarantee" that we as a company actually have money lying there and not just an account number.
So now thinks the average central Europe: an account with money - query on the PC - you know - aha money on it - good - form nimmta - Machta ok - = Bank Guarantee
nöööööööö nothing there! First of all
documents I to 'm worried now submit! Then tell all! Then get answer - ok - Bukra (tomorrow)
Bukra went there again - response document is missing - which one?
do not know?
Stefan: just before Auszucken
ah missing the document - not true - yes it is - ah yes, ok-Bukra
Thus, to save time (I thought) I'll call Bukra (tomorrow) is simply there on before I go - that was nothing - it just lifts off nobody! In an international bank ladies and gentlemen! So back went there again with a lift, which is as big as a toilet, with 5 other Party to lift the 5th floor. Lift Party because one about 10 min to the desired Stock needs and because
first the lift the doors so fast and makes that one can loose in between a smoking
second through the crowd in the elevator constantly anyone (including myself) and then arrives at the Notbimmel party music in the lift there ;-)
So finally reached the top, one is from the Indian Security (which is about as fearsome as a daisy) into a meeting room .
There I waited, as usual, about 10 minutes on the thick old account manager who has a facial expression as after the 12th-lift (petrified).
So I politely asked if I finally can have the bank guarantee and we are the subject of so can finish.
answer: who knows?
bukra!
So now was the end. I have the gentlemen first time explained politely that it has ausgebukrat for me and he can now be bukra else slide while, because I'm here client and I are no longer interested even longer than 1 week to wait for a mop, to which says that I have money in the account.
Oh lala, what going on for now, a customer makes a stink? Something like this has apparently not seen any .. The facial expressions of course unchanged, he then has the following answer to my few words.
bukra!
I really thought, so now I think `s finally somebody kidding me with the whole project and that is something like a 3-month Big Brother and I am the main character and all in Austria look to night after night on my show .... after a brief panoramic view but I could not see any cameras and it was clear - says the guy's serious.
good - but I also prefer my Scholli!
So I've done something that has probably made absolutely no one. I'm in the middle of the meeting room with my suit, tie, etc. placed on the ground - directly in front of the guy!
Na boom, the face can look so different ... but about the Tom and Jerry when one frightened.
He was stunned - honestly - I thought he immediately gets a stroke.
Then I told him again politely, that I now sit here as long as stay, until I either drop dead, or he gives me the bank guarantee - point - the end - the area!
has first tried it, persuade me well and to move to get up, but that I had only one answer:
bukra! you have Heini
Bukra he understood at Heini I'm not sure ...
you know me usually, I am really correct and I can hardly make out what the Professional version, but I was so angry as never before. When he has
noticed then that is nothing with the lunatics on the ground, he then has meant - "Ok I will check and left the room.
I then got put back on a chair, because there alone on the floor myself I happened Deppat and important was so, that I remain seated and not out - though the surprise was perfect.
I then 30 minutes no longer get to see and I thought - nice cheese, if not now actually is, then sit I have to stay - come what may, or I take this no more seriously and I started on my super idea doubt, because slowly I got thirsty and I knew that I could tolerate much longer than a few hours before I would come over any need.
Luckily But he came back with a train, and after a few sentences that they are sorry and apologize for the delay all they gave me actually, to my great surprise given the guarantee, signed, stamped and right!
Unbelievable I thought that Gandhi was a clever man, still works ;-)
A Lift party later I was downstairs, did leave the bank and at the very moment of the muezzin began the call to prayer - that was For me as a sign, I looked to the sky and sent up a silent thank you, because now I could drink and did not need a catheter ....
Soon `s going on with stories, Janice comes to visit tomorrow and then meld myself again!
until then, all the love from the desert
Your Stefan
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